He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
And JR always says he's pretty fly, for a Red Guy
Uno dos tres, rip that dumb mask off his face
You know it's kinda hard, just to get a win today
He can't do a UT's moves, but he tries them anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style
But that little height he lacks, JR makes up in denial!
So don't take fakes, set Ross straight
You know he really isn't good as UT
He's got 2 inch heels, don't make it reel
For Kane no wins, for Kane no wins!
So Kane don't make weight, just overcompensate!
At least that you know UT will go over easily!
The world needs wannabees, so hey hey!
Make a new gimmick!
He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
And JR always says he's pretty fly, for a Red Guy
He needs some cool music, just any will suffice
but they didn't have Manson so he bought the Hansonites!
Now cruisin in his Love Bug, he sees Taker as he passed
But if he looks back twice he's gonna kick his big red ass!
So don't take fakes, set Ross straight
You know he really isn't good as UT
He's got 2 inch heels, don't make it reel
For Kane no wins, for Kane no wins!
So Kane don't make weight, just overcompensate!
At least that you know UT will go over easily!
The world loves wannabees, so hey hey!
Make a new gimmick!
Now he's gettin a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done
He looked up at the guy, it was Taker with a gun!
Fans say he's tryin too hard, and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's a big red piece of shit!
He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
He's a retard baby!
Uh ha! Uh ha!
Uno dos tres, rip that dumb mask off his face
So don't take fakes, set Ross straight
You know he really isn't good as UT
He's got 2 inch heels, don't make it reel
For Kane no wins, for Kane no wins!
So Kane don't make weight, just overcompensate!
At least that you know UT will go over easily!
The world needs wannabees, ah, the world loves wannabees, ah
So let's get some more wannabees! ah
so hey hey!
Make a new gimmick!
By: TakerECW, Original by- the Offspring