The Lady of Darkness


Some people really piss me off and Stone Cold Steve Asstin is number one on the list. Why in the unholy hell does Titan Sports kiss his pimply ass? Didn't the WWF learn their lesson with rejects like Hogan? I'll tell you why, Greed! Asstin is making the money, their thinking, Let us give him everything and to hell with everyone else. You know how he says "I'm not out here to piss and moan" What the fuck do you do when you get " screwed" out of a title shot? Piss and Bitch that it wasn't fair and that you demand another title shot because "Stone Cold says so!" Who the fuck cares you ain't no better then any other WWF superstar. If anybody the others should be the ones bitchin. I never and I mean never heard Taker bitch about losing the title. Look what he did last year at Summerslam. He accept the defeat and even though he....oh this hurts to say about Taker.....Jobbed, he, (Kicked your monkey ass for one) and handed you the belt graciously (not throw or hit). He showed the world, ( No not that you won) but who the better man is. No not Asstin. ( BTW did anyone notice how quick after taking the title, Asstin backed away? Pussy!!!)
10 years and only 3 fucking short ass title runs (except for the 2nd reign and hell I'm suprised that it lasted as long as it did) How many title runs has Asstin had in the 3 or 4 (like I really care how long he has been there) years he has been there? I'm so glad that The Undertaker character is able to change and still kick ass where like Hogan, Asstin will always stay the same. What really pisses me off are these so call bandwagon jumpers. Almost 99.9% of the Trailer Park Trash, Degenerates, Jabronies, etc...were once Creatures of the Night. Well let me tell you this, When their stars fall who will they all come back to, The Undertaker. He will be the only one left and Asstin, Crocky, etc...will be the one JOBBING to him. It will be great. I have been a fan of Mark Calloway ever since he was Mean Mark Callous. The man impressed me and I knew (even as a small child) that he would become a star because he was capable of change. I am very proud of him and glad to have him as my hero. I hope one day our spunky, Irish, spitfire of a devil will stomp his black foot on Asstin's wings (though I'd say ass? It would be nice though...) and send him spiraling into eternal damnation. So, in conclusion Asstin I hope you choke on ( his new girlfriend outside of the ring) Debra's dick....uh....your beer and rot in purgatory because after all for being the bitch that you are, Heaven wouldn't want your candy-drunk ass and hell is too smart to take you because you might hurt their image like your doing with the WWF's.

The Lady of Darkness




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