Kaney the Big Red Loser (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
You know Austin and Road Dogg, Val Venis and Paul Wight
They make me sick when I see them each RAW night
They all suck, it's true....
But at least they don't put lifts in their shoe (da dum dum dum)
Kaney the big red loser
had a gimmik that did suck
And if you ever saw him
you'd say Who's the big dumb fuck
All of the other wrestlers
used to laugh and call him names
They never let that loser
join in any wrestling games
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Vinnie came to say
Taker, it would be so right
if you'd job to Kane tonight
Then how we all did hate Kane
as we bitched so endlessly
Kaney the big red loser
Mark should hang you from a tree!
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Austin SUCKS (Jingle Bells)
Austin sucks
Austin sucks
Wish he'd go away
He ain't got no talent but
he gets the biggest pay....hey!
Just drinks beer
got no hair
flips off all the fans
Wish he'd get run over by
100 cars and vans....hey!
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Ameri-Kane Fat Ass
Yeah......
And I put on and took off this mask with my own 2 hands
I travel alone, me and my food packed tight in mini-vans
Got no fans, girls, or money, 'cause I'm lame
I play Taker's game, no one screams my name
I have no shame. I live and die to copy him
I always come up short, 'cause I'm a dork.
Are you scared?????
Another stupid gimmick and I'm back with a plastic mask
Red and Black. My shoes pinch my toes. I can't get no Hoes
My talent shrinks while my big ass grows
The chosen one, I'm the living proof
My handful of fans can't hear the truth
I'm a slob in the ring, weak in my back
Strength and stamina are things I lack.
I wear platforms, to add some height
I wear platforms, both day and night
I guess because only God Knows Why
why, why, why, why.....
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me Kane, boy. I wear red and black
My hair is frizzy and my ass is fat
Say hey, hey, Where's my fans at?
Say hey, hey, They snuck out the back
Say hey, hey, I wanna smoke crack
Say hey, hey, hey, hey
I like greasy nachos with cheese on top
Cookies, donuts and chocolate pop
Livers & gizzards, chicken-fried steak
I can't wait till my next food break
Yeeaaaahhhhhhhh!
My teeth are bad, but my moves are worse
I like to wear make-up and carry a purse
Never gay, no way, I just play with my ass
When I go in the ring, I always pass gas
gas, gas, gas, gas......
Ohhhhhhhhhh
They call me Kane, boy. I wear red and black
My hair is frizzy and my ass is fat
Say hey, hey. Where's my fans at?
Say hey, hey, They snuck out the back
Say hey, hey, I wanna smoke crack
Say hey, hey, hey, hey
Yeah.....You saw me in the ring
Jumping off the turnbuckle like a big dumb fuck
When am I gonna learn?
I can never be like UnunundrrrrrrrTAKER!!!!!
Taaaaakkkkeerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
I'm the Ameri-Kane Fat Ass
Watch me kick, see my little dick
I can't get chicks, I watch porno flicks
I can't fly and my ass is wide
Used to be a Dentist, pretended I was Deisel
Try to be like Taker, but I look like a weasel
Wanna be the Champ, wanna wear the belt
If I start to sweat, my make-up will melt
I'm just a big doofus, got the long hair swinging
Wanna be a star but my phone ain't ringing
Got a couple of fans in Oklahoma
They dropped out of high school, got no diploma
When I retire from here, just gonna drink beer
Maybe date a queer
Smell my aroma. Sniff my arm-pit
I know it stinks in here 'cause I just took a shit!
shit, shit, shit shit.......
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
They call me Kane, boy. I wear red and black
My hair is frizzy and my ass is fat
Say hey, hey, Where's my fans at?
Say hey, hey, They snuck out the back
Say hey, hey, I wanna smoke crack
Say hey, hey, hey, hey
I'm Kane, boy. Dumb ass in red and black
Singin' hey, hey, hey, hey
Watch my flab shake, from side to side, from front to back
Say hey, hey, hey, hey
When Taker retires, I'll fill his space
Singin' hey, hey, hey, hey
WCW will win the ratings race
Singin' hey, hey, hey, hey
Then Vince McMahon will punch my face
Singin' hey, hey, hey, hey
An original Cenny/ Dwarf Nebula song parody
("if the Foo shits...wear it")
By:Cenny